| Here's Marc's email to NDO: I'm a Miserable
NDO/BT/ADSL MK Trial Customer.
[Yes, that's me: but hey, having personally risked my neck climbing up a
church tower and helping to install the first wireless broadband relay point
for the Milton Keynes schools network many years ago, I figure I'm entitled
to feel a little sore about now apparently being the LAST person in the
entire UK to receive a broadband connection... read my open letter below].
5th July 2004 From: Marc Eisenstadt To: NDO Customer Support [yes, just
emailed this, posting publicly for reasons you'll see]
SUMMARY: still not connected; no one 'owns' my problem; I can't talk to
BT, yet a trivial callout would solve it
DETAILS:
NDO, Customer Ref xxxxxxx, BT telephone number xxxxx xxxxxx
Dear Sir/Madam: I'm a patient but very unhappy customer, STILL
UNCONNECTED after signing up for the Milton Keynes 'Extended Reach Broadband
Trial' beginning 1st June 2004.
I would say that the core of the problem is (a) lack of 'ownership' of my
problem (I can only deal with NDO, yet NDO is not the bottleneck, as far as
I can tell, and (b) *EVERY DIALOGUE STEP CAN TAKE A FEW DAYS*, which can get
totally insane. My situation is *STILL* unresolved, somewhat remarkabley,
and, to be fair, I need to point out that I got off to a very slow start
(having been away for the first few weeks of June!!). So here goes...
NOTE 1: *IF* you have the patience to read the saga that follows, it will
be blindingly obvious that the entire sequence from 20th June to 5th July
could all have been resolved instantly, while I was on the line!!!!!
NOTE 2: The assertion by the NDO Tech Support that "Well, we *COULD* get
a BT engineer to come out immediately, but be warned...if the problem is
your fault, they'll charge you 60 pounds." is, in my opinion, outrageous, if
not outright blackmail. (and certainly outside the spirit of the MK
broadband extended reach trial)
NOTE 3: I have done the dialogue to the best of my recollection, just
now... the dates are accurate, but there were actually MORE calls than
listed below, sometimes serveral per day, and sometimes involving iterations
between customer services and tech support, each asserting that it was the
others' problem.
JUNE 1-17th I was away/engaged, couldn't really test setup that NDO had
shipped (Binatone ADSL 2000 modem).
1. June 20th
I phone NDO Tech Support to say, 'My ADSL setup doesn't work: the
diagnostic test shows 'ADSL Synch fail' [p.s. I'm pretty damn good with
these setups, and am reasonably confident I had everything setup/tested
fine... but... read on...]
NDO Tech support: "Do you have it plugged in through an ADSL filter"?"
ME: "No, none was shipped with the box" [duh... I knew about this, but it's
remarkably subtle in the documentation... seems to apply only to extra
phones plugged in, which I wasn't worrying about, just testing the pure
modem on its own]
NDO: "This is crucial" ME: "But ALL of my sockets are empty; everything
is unplugged. Is it really still necessary?" NDO: "Yes" ME: "OK, I'll pop
round to PC World and buy one"
2. June 22nd ME: "I got the filter, it still doesn't work" NDO: "ok,
we'll pass this on to BT, to test your line"
3. June 23rd ME: "any news?" NDO: "Still waiting to hear from BT"
4. June 24th ME: "any news?" NDO: "Still waiting to hear from BT"
5. June 25th ME: "any news?" NDO: "Still waiting to hear from BT"
6. June 28th: NDO: "We've heard from BT: your line tests fine as far as
they're concerned; you need to re-test with all other phone sockets empty,
and (a) with the ADSL modem plugged directly into the line without the
filter, and (b) again with the ADSL plugged in via the filter
ME: "This is where I started: there are NO other sockets being used, as I
only use one anyway for my cordless phone, and I ran it initially with no
filter, and again with a filter, without luck"
NDO: "But BT reckon you need to absolutely double-check all of this to be
sure you've run a clean test" ME: "OK, I'll give it a whirl, and get back to
you in 10 minutes.
7. June 28th ME: "I've re-run all the tests, double-checked that all
sockets are devoid of anything: still no luck, regardless of whether the
filter is in or not"
NDO: "ok, we'll pass this on to BT... probably they'll have to send an
engineer out"
8. June 29th ME: "any news?" NDO: "Still waiting to hear from BT"
[actually logged 3 calls to/from me on June 29th... so my exact sequence
may be off by a day or so, but you get the idea]
9. June 30th ME: "any news?" NDO: "Still waiting to hear from BT"
10. July 1st ME: "any news?" NDO: "Still waiting to hear from BT" ME:
"could you read me back the log of which dates we've been discussing my
problems?" NDO: "June 20, 22, 25, 28 (twice), 29 (3 calls), 30 (twice), and
today, July 1st" ME: "doesn't this seem like a lot of calls? why can't I get
someone out... can't this be escalated/expedited?" NDO: "Well, BT really
needs to make 100% percent certain that this is not a problem at the
customer end, and that everything has been tried."
ME: "I'm very certain I've tried everything. Can't this be
escalated/expedited? NDO: "Well, we *COULD* get a BT engineer to come out
immediately, but be warned...if the problem is your fault, they'll charge
you 60 pounds." **********
ME: "Yes, please... bring em on!" NDO: "OK, which dates would you prefer"
ME: "Monday 5th July AM or Tuesday 6th July PM, please" NDO: "OK, we'll pass
that on to BT and you should hear back directly from an engineer" ME: "Many
thanks!"
11. July 5th: 9:47 am
ME: "any news? I'm waiting at home for a BT engineer" NDO: "Still waiting
to hear from BT" ME: "but I'm waiting at home- would you mind getting touch
with them?" NDO: "We'll call them, and phone you straight back"
12. July 5th: 11:20am
ME: "The chap who was going to phone me straight back never phoned" NDO:
"BT kept him waiting for 20 minutes, so he had to give up. Hmm... looks like
BT have cleared the log, which they shouldn't have done" ME: "Cleared the
log? What does that mean?" NDO: "That it's either resolved or no response"
ME: "This is crazy. Can we escalate this and get it dealt with." NDO: "I'll
phone them back now and get back to you within 30 minutes."
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That's the latest up-to-date report... comments/thoughts/fixes, and more
importantly a solution to my problem, will be most welcome. I'm BCCing my
colleagues at BT, rather unusually for me, to escalate this 'up the chain'
as a matter of urgency.
All the best, and thanks for your attention.
Marc,
Loughton |